Another Year Older, With One Less F*ck To Give

I Can't Believe They Trust Us to Adult Happy Birthday Card

You Are Grown Plant Birthday Card

Extra Like Guac

Baby it's Cold Outside, Wear A Jacket When You Destroy the Patriarchy

Your Birthday is the Perfect Excuse for Me To Drink

Blow Candles Happy Birthday Card

So Glad We Are Too Old To Give A Damn Greeting Card

Life is Short Drink the Good Stash Birthday Card

Let's Bang Like a Screen Door in a Hurricane Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Happy Wine Day, I mean Birthday

Hope Everything Goes Over Easy

I Didn't Know What To Get You, So I Got Myself Wine Greeting Card

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Let The Good Times Roll Greeting Card

You Are the Luckiest Person Alive, I would love to be with me too! Valentine's Day Greeting Card

I'm Just Here For The Cake

Not-So Bonnie and Clyde Valentine's Day Greeting Card

I Love you Because You Don't Eat Dead Animals Vegan Greeting Card

Can't Wait to Stand in Long Lines and Eat Overpriced Food With You Valentine's Day Greeting Card

You Had me at Wine

I Love you More Than Donuts, Kinda Greeting Card

Did You Expect Money?